A Wedding Fistfight and Cows on Allergy Medicine — EPCOT's Tiny Train Town Has the DRAMA This Week

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We’re back!

It’s time to venture once again into the bowels of EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town with me, Madam Mayor! Let’s see what these miniature delinquents are getting up to this week. Any guesses?

Starting things off strong, I caught a smuggler IN ACTION this week! The man on the left was attempting to smuggle illegal chocolate into our town and peddle it to local businesses. Doesn’t he know this a CARAMEL ONLY village? I mean, Karamell-Kuche is right there. It’s Germany for crying out loud! Thankfully, the townsfolk banded together and swiftly kicked out this dastardly dessert devil. He won’t be trying to con my people anymore.

An argument?

A curious problem has been happening on some of our local farms recently. This week, several cows collapsed in the middle of the day! One moment they were right as rain, and the next, BAM, out cold. We called in some specialists and found out that the cow feed at several farms had been laced with Benadryl (You know, the allergy medicine that essentially works by knocking you out? Because you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious!). Now, the next question…who would do such a thing? And for what purpose?

Hmmm….

Speaking of mysteries, several businesses were unexpectedly closed on the day of my visit in the downtown district. It’s not like I require a certain number of business hours from my citizens, but these guys are usually ready to serve any time of day. The fact that several buildings had doors closed and shutters drawn makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I’m starting to wonder if something sinister is afoot.

I don’t like the look of this

While we all begin to wonder about the darker side of the town, let’s wrap this update up with some lighter drama. During a wedding this week at the chapel, a fistfight broke out between a bride and her Maid of Honor after the latter confessed her feelings to the groom during the ceremony. The bride proceeded to drag her from the church by the hair. The wedding went on as planned, and the Maid of Honor was found moaning and lying on the ground outside the church afterward. WOWZERS.

Drama as usual

It has been a dramatic week here in the Tiny Train Town! We’ll keep you in the loop with more stories, so subscribe to our newsletter for all the updates.

* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.

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