EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town REFUSES to Give Me a Holiday Vacation

Welcome back to another update from the rowdiest little town in Disney World!

We’re baaackkk!

I made a visit to the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion as their Madam Mayor, and they were up to their same old nonsense! (Seriously, you guys, it’s the holidays — I’ve got better things to do than chase down the ne’er-do-wells!) But alas, it’s my job. So I’m here to give you all the holly jolly (and not-so-jolly) happenings.

First up, one of the worst things that can happen in our tiny town has happened again…one of the trains derailed! Thankfully, this was a cargo transport, and no passengers were injured in the accident. It also happened away from the civilian areas of the village. A Christmas miracle!

A derailment!

If you’ve been following recent updates, you know that I discovered the town’s Pharmacist was running an illegal restaurant with some questionable burgers (they caused a nasty bout of sickness in many townsfolk). We’ve begun a stakeout to keep eyes on his house and see what’s really going on over there. So far, I’ve noticed some suspicious large packages being dropped off…what’s going on here?

I’ve got my eyes on you guys.

In more festive news, the town is now decorated for the Festival of the Holidays, and our townsfolk are happily celebrating in the streets! Many locals have come out of their homes and businesses to welcome all of our seasonal visitors. There may be some criminals in this town, but they’re hospitable!

It’s all gussied up!

And finally, you know I needed to stop by and say hello to little Suzie! After many months of worrying about her safety, I’ve signed an executive order to install invisible barriers on top of the watchtower. The glass is SO clean and clear that you can’t even see them! Don’t worry, guys, I’m making sure our littlest citizens are safe.

Hey Suzie!

That’s all I’ve got for you today, but all the villagers and I wish you a happy holiday season, and we hope you’ll come visit us in EPCOT!

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