EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is a Lair of Scum and Villainy

There is a lair of scum and VILLAINY hidden in Disney World.

Germany Pavilion

Tucked away in the Germany pavilion at EPCOT is a teeny tiny train village, and in the past, we’ve shared its ridiculous antics. It seems that the miniature people of the village are prone to criminal activities and general shenanigans, and during a recent visit to the parks, we discovered even MORE tomfoolery!

During our visits to EPCOT, we like to check up on the train village in Germany to see what these rapscallions are getting up to. And this week? Well, it’s the same old nonsense!

The train village

For starters, it seems an alien has crash-landed in the town! A green frog-like head was spotted on top of the observation tower, obviously decapitated after a brutal scuffle with the townsfolk. Two of the residents appeared to be incapacitated as a result of this battle.

Good grief!

Not only that, but a poor man seems to have been hit by a horse-drawn cart! The other men nearby are completely ignoring his plight, just loading the cart as if nothing unusual is going on.

This poor man!

But if three untimely deaths and an alien weren’t already enough, a fight seems to have broken out outside of the mill. One man lies dead, while another looks positively wrought with fear! We don’t blame him, that weapon-wielding miller woman definitely seems like she can hold her own in a fight.

Scum and villainy

Good grief, when will it stop?! Disney needs to reign in the scum of this town and get them back on the straight-and-narrow. We’ll continue to keep an eye on the happenings and attempt to keep our noses clean of the vigilante justice that runs rampant here.

Wild things are going on!

Stay tuned to DFB for more fun and nonsense from Disney World! We’ll keep you in the loop!

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