You can’t make it to Star Wars Weekends, and you’re super bummed. Dude, I feel ya. Because I’m in the same landcruiser.

But you know, there’s a way to make a party out of the most dismal of circumstances. So with that lemonade-out-of-lemons attitude, I’m setting out to host my very own Star Wars Weekend at Home!

Care to join me? I thought you might!

The Star Wars Cookbook Deluxe Set (With Cookie Cutters!)

I’m assuming your Star Wars Weekend will involve a party or two, so of course you’ll want to stay on theme with the eats. Make the task of creating nibbles easy with the The Star Wars Cookbook Deluxe Set. Perfect for whipping up a batch of Yoda Soda and Landonuts. Plus, it comes with a set of cookie cutters, which will transform your favorite cookie recipe into the likenesses of Darth Vader, Yoda, and R2-D2.

Death Star Ice Sphere Mold

I was bowled over by the Death Star Glow Spheres that we featured on the blog the other day! While I haven’t figured out how to get these at home — yet! — I do have the next best thing for your Dark Side Cocktail: Death Star Ice Sphere Molds!

The silicone mold is perfect for making mini Death Stars out of lots of things. Make ice for your intergalactic cocktails, or Dark Side Truffles. How about Darth Butter for your next dinner party? Or Death Star Soaps for the guest quarters?

Star Wars Pint Glasses

Your guests can belly up to the bar in style when you serve them from this set of Star Wars Pint Glasses. I call dibs on Yoda!

R2-D2 Trash Can

How many times have you wished for your very own droid to help out around the kitchen? Wish no more when you bring the R2-D2 Trash Can home! He’ll have the place sparkling in a snap. (Okay, so you’ll have to push him around and make the beeping noises. But still.)

R2-D2 Measuring Cups

Make the galaxy’s best chocolate chip cookies with the assistance of your favorite household helper in measuring cup form. Nesting R2-D2 Measuring Cups get the job done quickly and efficiently — just like a good droid should.

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Opening brews at your party is quick work with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. You know it would make Han Solo proud! Heck, I bet he has one on his keychain.

Star Wars Bar Stools

When it’s time to serve your guests Mos Eisley Cantina-style, make sure they have the most comfortable and stylish seats around with these Star Wars Bar Stools. Way cooler than your average perch, don’t you think?

Darth Vader’s Dark Side Roast Coffee

But what to serve with dessert, you ask? We have the perfect brew for you — a mug of steaming hot Darth Vader’s Dark Side Roast Coffee. The Dark Side has never been so rich and delicious.

Imperial and Rebel Alliance Coffee Mugs

Proudly pick your side and show your pride with Star Wars coffee Mugs. You and your guests can choose from mugs with the Imperial Logo, or the Rebel Alliance.

Darth Vader Life-Size Decal

Finally, one thing that makes Star Wars Weekends so completely awesome are all the interactions with characters you don’t usually get to see. Well, we can’t ship Darth Vader to your house for the weekend, but I have the next best thing — a Darth Vader Life-Size Wall Decal! Perfect for your photobooth, have your picture taken with the big guy — and no one will know the difference!

So who’s with me? Just because a trip to Disney’s Hollywood Studios isn’t in your stars doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy a little bit of the Force right in your own back yard!

What items are on your must-have list to bring the Star Wars Weekend to a galaxy near you? Sound off below in comments!