Gather ’round, all you lovers of ghost stories, horror movies, and all things spooky. I’m here to tell you a tale of Disney World’s itty bitty nightmare…
What’s going on within these hallowed walls?
…THE TINY TRAIN TOWN! This village has been known for its many spooky curses, gruesome murders, and even werewolf infestations in the past. So what does it have in store for us this Halloween? I’m almost frightened to find out!
Our first scary story comes from the local cattle farm, where they’ve been battling a mysterious villain for a while now. Last year, there was a series of bovine murders that we investigated, but this year, they’ve been receiving threats of sabotage! The head farmer has recently shown me multiple letters (with words cut from magazines a la serial killer) that state someone’s intention to poison all the cows with Mad Cow Disease. We must protect the cows!
Mad cow disease?!
By the warehouse construction site, we’ve been seeing some eerie happenings overnight. The mayor’s office has received reports of items vanishing, equipment being moved, and multiple dangerous traps being set for the workers. Last week, a lamppost was partially sawed off and nearly killed a man in the early morning work hours. When we checked the security footage, there was one sign of a culprit…a menacing white streak running across the screen in the background. Running too quickly to be human.
Eerie…
And speaking of spooky ghost tales, a local man recently shared with some townsfolk that he’d hitched a ride with an older gentleman in his horse-drawn buggy after a car breakdown one evening. The main problem with this? Our town’s only horse-drawn buggy is a statue, an ode to one of the village’s founders who died 150 years ago. Is the townsperson hallucinating? Or are the statues coming alive at night?!
We’re concerned!
You may recall that I recently cracked down on the town’s pharmacist for running an illegal restaurant. Now, after an outbreak of illness in the town, we’ve tracked everything back to the “burgers” at this restaurant. I can’t prove it yet, but I’m almost certain the meat quality here is questionable. Is this a Sweeney Todd situation? Or simply a case of bad kitchen practices? I’m going to get to the bottom of it.
I don’t trust it.
Some very sinister and spooky things are happening in the village this Halloween. I’ve got my eye on these villagers, and I’ll be on the lookout for any more nonsense.
Stay tuned to DFB for more tiny nightmares from EPCOT.
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Love these Tiny Train Town updates! Thanks Lydia for keeping us informed and keeping everyone in line (mostly) 😂