Alright, all you Triple T enthusiasts, it’s time to gather around for an update!
Let’s go to Tiny Train Town!
That’s right, we’re heading back to the Tiny Train Town for our weekly news report. I, Madam Mayor, personally stopped by the village this week to see what’s new in the itty bitty city, and I’ve got some hot goss to share!
This week, my first stop was to check on the infamous jug band! Ever since last year’s assault and battery scandal, the Jug Band 2.0 seems to be doing quite well. The members get along pretty well these days, and I’ve even noticed a small fan club forming! During my most recent visit, they had two audience members present (plus one dog!).
Is that the band I see?
Little Suzie was up to her usual antics — climbing to the top of the town’s watchtower. However, it’s EXTRA dangerous right now because the city is in the process of replacing the guardrails. Seriously, guys, can we get the doors and stairs blocked off so kids can’t get up here during major construction projects?! It sounds like I’m going to have to go around and fire some people!
Somebody get her down!
If you’ve been following along with recent updates from the Triple T, you know that we have quite a few engaged couples at the moment. In fact, there are SO many that the little chapel is booked full through the fall. However, during my tour, I discovered this run-down old church in the foothills of the mountains. I’ll be recommending this to our local wedding planner as a potential venue for restoration — the views and wedding pictures here would be spectacular!
Another wedding chapel, perhaps?
Last but not least, I headed over to the railyard to check out the trains. But sadly, they’d all been temporarily retired due to inclement weather. When those winds and rains get too strong, our village becomes a veritable ghost town with no transportation in or out. TBH, it sounds like a relaxing day to me, but sometimes our citizens feel a little stranded.
Alas, a slow day.
And that’s a wrap on my visit to the TTT this week! Stay tuned to DFB for more updates on what to do in EPCOT.
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The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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