It. Is. TIME.
Tiny Train Town
I’m taking you guys back to Tiny Train Town again to see what kind of shenanigans the villagers are up to! They welcomed me back with open arms (and a fair bit of crime) last week, so we’ll see if they’re behaving now…or continuing their shenanigans.
Starting out in the town square, I’ve noticed that there’s a new natural disaster on the scene — GIANT COINS FALLING FROM THE SKY! These seemingly massive pennies have been landing on rooftops and knocking citizens unconscious left and right. We’ve even seen some destroyed chimneys because of them! Here’s to hoping they only land in the river in the future.
Giant coins…NOOOO!
After last week’s bovine murder, farmers around the village are on high alert for any dastardly livestock crimes. One farmer even hired a daytime babysitter for his two dogs and pig — gotta keep ’em safe. Is this what our town has come to now?! I want to warn any would-be criminals that as the mayor, I’m doubling the fines and charges for murdering anyone’s pets.
Hmmm…
And in other crime news, we’ve seen a surge of vandalism around the town as well. One fine couple woke up early this morning to find that their work equipment had been broken overnight. (We’ve literally got broom handles snapped in half and barrels smashed!) Is this the doing of a rowdy group of teens, or are these more side effects from the giant coins?!
I’m on to you
Looks like I’ve got some things to investigate this week! I’ll make sure to keep you in the loop with any more tiny town news, so stay tuned to DFB.
The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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I was there last February and didn’t see anything wrong. Did wonder about the person dressed in a long coat and wide brim hat in the town square. It seemed strange as everyone else was dressed in summer clothing. Love visiting that town and when you post something I take notes so when I visit again I can see it with different eyes.
Thank you for the cute stories! I love them! I always stop by the village when I’m in EPCOT. And now my 7 year old granddaughter is fascinated by it and watching the trains.
Time to moo-ooove the cows and other animals to a safer area in town! 🤣