Thought EPCOT's Tiny Train Town Would Pause Criminal Activity for the Holidays? WRONG.

It’s time to visit our favorite town of mischief and nonsense!

Tiny train town!

That’s right, I’m taking you on a trip to EPCOT’s tiny train town, otherwise known as a hive of scum and villainy. This itty bitty city has had QUITE the year in 2024, with a variety of crimes and scandals that I’ve uncovered during my tenure as its mayor. But just because we’re wrapping up the year, doesn’t mean we’re wrapping up the shenanigans!

First of all, I’m taking you on a stop to see our town’s infamous jug band! If you recall, there was a scandal earlier this year when the band had a falling out and some of the members had to be taken to the hospital. Nowadays, the new members of the band seem to be getting along well, and they’ve even gathered some livestock friends. However, they haven’t booked any gigs in town in recent months due to their violent reputation! That’s what you get for CRIME.

Hmmmm

During my most recent visit, I did notice that the residential areas of town seemed to be pretty quiet, with only one or two citizens at home. It seems like even our tiniest citizens travel for the holidays — where do you think they go? My guess is they’re vacationing at the Yacht Club’s tiny Christmas village.

Tiny Train Town

And even though I thought we apprehended the culprit earlier this year, it looks like the mayor’s office will be starting a new investigation in 2025. Doors have once again gone missing from some residents’ houses! We previously thought this was a prank pulled by local high school students…but perhaps it’s something more nefarious.

What’s going on here?

And for those who want an update on the social lives of our residents — young love seems to be flourishing just in time for the New Year! I had reported previously that train stations became the new meeting spot for young singles, and as the number of people hanging out at the train stations has decreased, I can only surmise that the residents have been to couple off. Good for them — Valentine’s Day is right around the corner!

We’re watching out for love!

As I draw this last report of 2024 to a close, I’d like to thank our loyal readers for your dedication to tiny train town! We’ll be back with more news from the village in 2025. I will personally be taking a break in the first part of the year (Madam Mayor is getting her own tiny addition!), but I will leave you in the capable hands of my assistant mayor, Robin, while I’m gone. Robin will continue the reports on all the antics, and I’ll see you again in the spring!

Stay tuned to DFB for more news from the tiny train town, as well as other, actual news reports from Disney World. 😉

*The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.

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