If you’ve been here a while, you’ve probably heard us talk all about Disney World’s tiny village of chaos and anarchy. 

Tiny Train Town

The infamous tiny train town is located in the Germany Pavilion, and we visit it often to see what mischief its miniature residents are getting into. But did you know that for a limited time, the tiny train town has a COMPETITOR?! Yep, that’s right. Currently, there are TWO tiny train towns in Disney World, and we’re off to visit the other one.

As mayor of the Germany tiny train town, it’s only fair that I pay a visit to the temporary tiny train town at Disney’s Yacht Club as well. This little village is set up for the holiday season, and it’s a returning feature of the lobby here at the resort.

The village is back!

But just because this village is all cheerful and festive doesn’t mean that its residents are innocent! During my visit, I spotted two gentlemen attempting to dump a pot belly stove into the pond…that seems like a public safety hazard, not to mention littering. They’re definitely going to scare those nearby geese!

Also…dare I ask what’s INSIDE that stove? Is there a body? Are they storing suspicious goods? Is this a “dump your loved one’s ashes” situation? I’m scared to know.

Mischief?

At the ironworks shop, a man and his horse seemed to be stuck on a icy ledge. How they made it up there in the first place, I do not know, but it seems that they’re also part of the pot belly stove conspiracy — their cart is filled with stoves. Are they smuggling them into the village? What’s going on here? I’m starting to think that this town has an entire underground stove trade.

What’s going on over here?

And speaking of smuggling — I accosted one resident for carrying a rather suspicious-looking package. Disguised as a fake poinsettia, myself and the local authorities were able to discover that this man was transporting contraband. Yep, that’s right — the faux potted plant was filled with *GASP* Universal Orlando merchandise. You would simply be horrified at the number of Harry Potter pins and lanyards he had stuffed in there.

Hmmmm…

So it seems that not all of these residents are innocent, no matter how holly and jolly they may be. Their village may be full of colorful buildings decorated with oversized candies, but I wouldn’t trust their alibis or shifty eyes. 

In the town center

I’ll be keeping a close watch on this village throughout the holiday season, and I’ll let you know what I find! I suspect we’ll uncover more scandals throughout the coming weeks.

We’ll have to keep a close watch!

Stay tuned to DFB for more news and updates from both the tiny train towns!

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