If Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Were Rides In Disney World

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Mickey and Minnie

As much as we’re listening to the EPCOT atmospheric music that plays throughout the parks, we’re also listening to Folklore, Evermore, and Red (Taylor’s Version). That’s right, baby. We’re a team of Disney-loving Swifties. And you best believe that we’ve been keeping up with her new relationship with Mr. Travis Kelce. We can’t wait for new songs about a 6’5″ tight end in red. Anyway, we got to thinking. Which RIDES would Travis and Taylor be if they were Disney World rides? (This is where our tired brains go after Disney drops a bunch of news on us.) We came up with the most perfect list. There will be no discussion, thanks!

Alright, let’s just jump right into it.

As A Couple — Journey of the Little Mermaid

Taylor’s whole brand is “unlikely love story featuring a girl who writes wistful songs about boy who is so different from her that it wouldn’t make sense for them to fall in love but the stars align and they fall in love anyway.” Well, Taylor’s Version always involves some heartbreak while Disney’s version typically has a happy ending, BUT — that doesn’t matter.

Journey of the Little Mermaid

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift? Unlikely love story. However, they’re iconic as a couple and I mean, they look pretty darn happy. Journey of the Little Mermaid highlights an unlikely love story AND a girl who sings probably way too much about her trauma. We’re sold!

Travis — Lightning McQueen’s Racing Academy

He looks suspiciously, uncannily like Lightning McQueen.

Lightning McQueen

Kachow.

Travis — Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

He looks big and scary. He looks rough and tough around the edges.

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

However, at the end of the day, he’s a pretty cute and fun kind of guy! Yep, Travis Kelce is Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Taylor — Frozen Ever After

Frozen Ever After is sing-songy and sparkly.

Frozen Ever After in Disney World

That’s it. No other explanation is needed. Taylor Swift is Frozen Ever After.

Taylor Swift — Haunted Mansion

SHE LITERALLY HAS A SONG CALLED ‘HAUNTED’.

Haunted Mansion

That’s really all we have for this one. She’d probably end up falling in love with Ghost Host or something and writing a song about him though. It’d be called, like, “in the stretch room” or something and would feature Noah Kahan. OH! Also, the 13 reference? Yeah, Taylor is definitely Haunted Mansion.

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