food IS a theme park
Have your feelings ever been hurt by a Disney World restaurant? Because MINE have. (Cue the sad, small violin music, please.)
Pizza at Via Napoli
And I’m here to share my woes as a cautionary tale for ALL you Disney World travelers out there so you’ll know what to watch out for when it comes to wishy-washy foods, outrageous prices, and snacks that could abandon you when you need them most.
Where can you find the cheesiest of cheese fries, the strangest of ice cream flavors, and the overall BEST meals that Disney World has to offer?
Steakhouse 71
Let’s chow down around the BEST 2022 Disney World restaurants, here on DFB Guide.
Dad jokes, secret society artifacts, and adventurous eats.
Skipper Canteen
This Magic Kingdom restaurant serves up more than just atypical theme park food. It also serves mysteries – starting with the BIGGEST one I’ll be uncovering today: Is Skipper Canteen WORTH your precious time and hard-earned doubloons? Let’s find out.
Bill Nye the Science Guy is making a comeback, and pizza delivery vehicles are hiding in plain sight!
EPCOT
Oh, and cups of GRASSHOPPERS are being served alongside your drinks! EPCOT is a strange and secretive place, y’all. (And that’s why we LOVE it.)
We’ve traveled the world in EPCOT, walked the red carpet in Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and wished upon a star at Magic Kingdom.
Tree of Life
But have we really explored the BEST park in Disney World yet… or have we saved the best for last?
Those standard ice cream cones and french fry baskets better watch their backs!
A Port Orleans French Quarter treasure 💜
These EXCLUSIVE sweet-and-savory Disney World snacks are SO one-of-a-kind that you’re not going to find them in the parks, and you’re ONLY going to find them in certain hotels.
Between the Advance Dining Reservations, forever-long ride lines, and sky-high travel prices, Disney World can start sounding less like a relaxing getaway and more like a “survival of the fittest” arena.
Spaceship Earth
Fear not, friends! There are ways to make your Disney World vacation WAY less stressful – and we’re here to ease your furrowed brows TODAY on DFB Guide.
You’ve defended Disney’s Hollywood Studios as the best park and FOUGHT for EPCOT as the best, too.
It can be hard to pack in everything you want to do into one trip!
BUT will the OLDEST Disney destination on property trump them both as the ULTIMATE Disney World park?
It doesn’t matter HOW many times I go to Disney World – every time I’m back, I learn a whole bunch of new things (for better or for worse).
You might need to increase your Disney World ticket budget!
And I’m here to pass that wisdom on to YOU before YOUR upcoming Disney World trip, here on DFB Guide.
Forget EVERYTHING you think you know about Disney World snacks. Although Disney World snacks can be tasty and satisfying, they can also be deceiving.
DOLE Whip with mango cream liqueur
But we’re going to clear things up for you, here on DFB Guide.
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