Which new Loungefly is getting the proverbial axe? We’re about to find out!

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Y’all know we love a new mini backpack around these parts, and Disney and Loungefly have partnered up to offer some BANGER stuff for the fall and winter this year. We’ve picked out three specifically for a game of “Kiss, Marry, Kill” (that’s correct…not only are we Disney experts, we’re also FUNNER than you thought!) and our picks might shock you!

We’re “Kissing” This Super Adorable Bag

You may smell like chili dog burps, Experiment 626, but we still love you unconditionally!

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Head over to the official Loungefly website to check out the new Stitch & Scrump Iridescent Holiday Ornament Mini Backpack! Featuring a cute little Santa Stitch on an ornament over the front pocket, this totally-not-subtle-but-who-cares-we-own-our-fandom backpack was an easy choice for our “Kiss” pick. I mean…just look at him! CUDDLES ANYONE?

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Making this bag even better, Scrump is hanging onto the hook of the ornament! You can move Scrump and the hook into any position you’d like, giving you a fun customization feature.

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This Timeless Loungefly Is Marriage Quality

C’mon. Twinkle lights and peppermints with SHERPA?! Nobody can resist entering into an industrial complex with that, can they?!

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The Mickey Mouse Icon Peppermint Swirl Loungefly Mini Backpack is available right now online at the Disney Store. This bag is our “Marry” pick because of how timeless it is! Inspired by holiday peppermint candy, this bag includes a Mickey icon front pocket with a whirling design of white sherpa and red lurex. (LUREX!!!!!! WHAT EVEN IS THAT?*)

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Decked out with red glitter and snowflakes, the backpack also features an interior design of more peppermint swirl Mickey icons to complete the look.

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One Had To Go, And, Unfortunately, This Star Wars Bag Bites The Dust

OK, OK, calm down! Our reasoning here is surprisingly sound, I promise! Read on!

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While we have to admit that the Stormtrooper String Lights Light Up Mini Backpack is pretty cool, and this festive backpack is tough to “Kill;” it’s our pick because when it’s all said and done, our allegiance is to the rebellion. See? I told you we had sound reasoning. (I was personally recruited by Poe Dameron, after all…not that I’m bragging or anything.)

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Still, we can’t help but recommend this backpack behind closed (resistance) doors, cause it features a Stormtrooper helmet front and center surrounded by embroidered holiday lights — some of which actually light up! I mean, c’mon.

We also think the side patch of the Empire logo-turned-snowflake is a really great touch! You can pick up this backpack on the Loungefly website.

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Whaddya think? Did we get it right — or would you rather KISS a Stormtrooper than an Alien? (We’re not even going to consider changing our “MARRY” pick — we KNOW you’re already in a relationship with red glitter and snowflakes. WHO ISN’T?!) Let us know your picks for “Kiss, Marry, Kill” and continue to follow us here at DFB for more Disney merch updates!

* Lurex is the registered brand name of the Lurex Company, Ltd. for a type of yarn with a metallic appearance. (I looked it up for us. You’re welcome.)