It’s time to head back to Disney World’s hub of tomfoolery, the Tiny Train Town!
Tiny Train Town, I’ve returned!
The itty bitty city is tucked away in the Germany Pavilion in EPCOT and it’s one of my favorite spots to visit because the residents are always up to one shenanigan or another. I’ve been dubbed the mayor of those rambunctious residents, and I’m here to put their nonsense on blast. So let’s get down to business (bonus points if you get that reference!).
First up, I had to deliver a formal reprimand to our town’s pharmacist, who has set up an illegal restaurant in his front yard. He DEFINITELY doesn’t have the proper permits to run a dining establishment out in the open like this, and I know he hasn’t been through food service training. Someone’s going to get food poisoning, I just know it. He’s going through another one of those spells where he regrets going to pharmacy school instead of culinary school. Guess I can’t blame a guy for having a dream.
Welcome to Tiny Train Town
After that, I made a trip over to Johnny’s farm, where his family has been working on replenishing their livestock after a series of bovine murders a few months back. We eventually apprehended the culprit, and the damages he paid are helping get the farm back on its feet.
Hmmm, what’s going on here?
But I know you’re all REALLY wondering about our ongoing murder investigation. Last time I was in town, I was called to the scene of a crime near downtown, and since then, we’ve begun a full-scale investigation. We have some persons of interest, but we know they were working with an accomplice. Today, I spotted this woman whom I hadn’t seen before, wandering around with binoculars. What do we think? Suspect, or avid birdwatcher? I might need to keep an eye on her.
Suspicious, I would say.
Thankfully, I’ve got a man on the inside. Many dastardly deeds are planned in this town while residents ride the rails or meet up at the train station. I’ve put an officer from our police force undercover as a conductor to see what he can learn. Here’s to hoping it pays off.
He has got it covered.
Ending on a lighter note, I had to stop and say hello to Little Suzie, and lo and behold, she has managed to lug a MASSIVE rubber duck to the top of her tower! Seriously, that thing is as big as she is — how did it get up there?! She carried it up all while never dropping her beloved teddy bear.
A DUCK?
That’s a wrap on my latest visit to tiny town! Stick around for more updates.
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How did Suzie do that?
The pharmacy looks like the Haunted Mansion in Paris (or the house from Psycho).