Who’s ready to party in our favorite tiny town?!
Welcome back to tiny train town!
The Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion is well known around here for its mischief-making residents, and we love checking in on them to see how things are going. What’s happening there this week? Let’s go see!
For our first excursion of the day, we’re heading to a local farm where a crime was committed a few weeks ago. If you recall, we were investigating a series of livestock murders which originated here, with some unlucky cows. Today, we were grateful to see that the farmers who’d been affected have since added to their herd, and everyone seems to be in good health. We’ve since locked up the criminal responsible for the dastardly deed. A happy ending!
Back to the scene of the crime
Late last year, teenagers and young adults in the town began meeting at the various train stations around to socialize and try and find dates. This unofficial “singles club” is now seeing fewer and fewer participants as so many people have now paired off. I have it on good authority that our few small churches are currently booked out with weddings for fall 2025 — how exciting! Anyone know a wedding planner? Sounds like we’re going to need one!
Alongside the rails
However, it’s not all good news this week. A while back, some of our town’s residents had been hiking into the mountainous region of the village to escape the werewolf attacks that were common in the summertime. We’ve since gotten that problem under control, but after several months, one of the shepherds has DISAPPEARED in the wilderness. If you hear word of a wandering man separated from his herd, please contact the village police!
Where is their other shepherd?
Last but not least, our local real estate agent has asked me to share a rare listing for the village! A small cottage up near the woods in the hill country has recently gone up for sale, and we would love to have some new residents. The views are spectacular, and of course, this comes with the added benefit of literally living INSIDE Disney World. Terms and conditions apply.**
Hmmm…
Thanks for coming along with me on this visit! Can’t wait to see you next time in the Tiny Train Town.
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The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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I am obsessed with Tiny Town. I just missed getting a photo of one of the resident lizards perched on the roof of a barn. To the town folk it would have been the Triassic come to life.
You have definitely got me hooked on Tiny Train Town. It’s now on my list of must sees. And I’ve been making notes so when I go back I can make sure I see all.
I was there last February and do have a question about the individual who was wearing a dark long coat and a dark wide brim hat. He was on main street which I thought was strange as everyone else was wearing summer clothing. In your last posting you showed main street and I didn’t see the gentleman in question. Just courious.