HOW Did No One See the Problem With These Disney Costumes?

Halloween is quickly on the way, and Disney is already celebrating!

Magic Kingdom in the fall

You can check out Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party in Magic Kingdom (to which you can wear a costume!), or look at all the merchandise that’s been released so far. If you’re still thinking of what you want to go as this year, might we suggest you think twice before getting these Disney costumes, because WHO APPROVED THESE?

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We’ve seen some…interesting Disney costumes over the years, but these really take the cake. We’re not here to yuck anyone else’s yum, but let’s just say these are next level.

A Goofy Movie Powerline Costume Kit

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Yes, the A Goofy Movie Powerline Costume Kit comes with a Powerline shirt, white gloves, GIANT gold bracelets and collar, and…whatever hat that is. Oh! Don’t forget the nose. (We. Are. Cackling.)

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The Goofy Movie Mask Costume Kit

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Oh, it gets better. If you’re looking for something more simple, grab The Goofy Movie Mask Costume Kit. It is, quite literally, just a Goofy (???) hat and a black styrofoam nose.

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The Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie Boogie Mask

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Do you want to do the absolute bare minimum for your costume but still look like the scariest thing a child could ever lay eyes on? Or maybe you want to *LITERALLY* do the equivalent of putting a paper bag over your face? If that’s the case, snatch up The Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie Boogie Mask for nearly $70 and feel super great about your costume.

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Look, we don’t like being negative or picking on things, because everyone has their own taste, but…well, we couldn’t resist here. We hope these models got paid really well because they sort of look like they’re wishing they were anywhere else.

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